Comments on: Not Tonight with Conan O’Brien

By: Cooker Hoods

Cooker Hoods — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 16:29:28 +0000

somehow i believe in Feng Shui, my house was built based on the suggestions of a Feng Shui master*-”

By: Cyberquill

Cyberquill — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:27:10 +0000

Indeed, and sometimes the predictions of Punxsutawney Phil are true and sometimes they are not.

By: Harvey Morris

Harvey Morris — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:08:05 +0000

sometimes the predictions of feng shui are true and sometimes it is not.`,*

By: Cyberquill

Cyberquill — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 05:35:48 +0000

I use the term loosely for items that don’t look right, either in terms of their shape or placement.

By: Camila Perry

Camila Perry — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 03:39:59 +0000

Feng Shui is used mostly by old fashioned chinese. I dunno if it really works.,”

By: Cyberquill

Cyberquill — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:21:24 +0000

By the way, strategically placed piercings can help lower LDL. They’re like 24/7 acupuncture. (Although this is meant to be a joke, I may be correct by accident. Check with your local Chinese physician.)

By: Cheri

Cheri — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:40:43 +0000

OK. I am comfortable with my teacher hat on…

By: Cyberquill

Cyberquill — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:30:33 +0000

Get over your navelblingphobia. Your students will love it. And no, you don’t need a headscarf. The teacher hat works fine.

By: Cheri

Cheri — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:25:08 +0000

What about her headscarf? Should I get one of those too? Does she have a belly button ring?

I am not into piercing.

By: Cyberquill

Cyberquill — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:43:54 +0000

They allow you to make suggestions regarding the title for your own book? That’s nice. Do they also allow you to make suggestions regarding its content?

How about Unkluth?

Actually, that would be a perfect title for my subsequent rebuttle to your book. I’ll let you know as soon as a suitable title for yours occurs to me.

I like my lingerie ad, plus every time someone clicks on it and buys a bra or a thong or something, I get a commission. My total revenue generated by the ads on my website since July ‘09 has almost reached the one dollar mark already, and I do not intend to scuttle one of my paramount sources of income these days just because you feel intimidated by the sight of large breasts. Like Cherie, I suggest you seek professional counsel. (Look—Cherie’s dangling!)

By: Andreas

Andreas — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:46:57 +0000

That lingerie ad always gets me. You oughta remove it, Cyberquill.

Now, since you’re so good at coming up with simple and witty titles (and that one is both), could you come up with some ideas for my book?

Not that I get to choose the title, of course. That’s the publisher’s right. But I can make suggestions…

By: Cyberquill

Cyberquill — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:17:15 +0000

The purpose of the ad isn’t to remind you to get out of your chair and exercise. It’s supposed to remind you that in order to look like the girl in the picture, all you have to do is buy their lingerie. There seems to be something wrong with the way your subconscious mind works. You may want to get it checked out by a professional.

By: Cheri

Cheri — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:59:42 +0000

I had a deep thought about feng shui but the lingerie ad to the right of this comment box reminded me that I need to get out of my chair and exercise.