(I Dream of) Jingle Bells in June ♫

By Cyberquill 12/19/201410 Comments

Once again, it’s the time of year to dust off and post my homemade Yuletide carol.

May Santa forgive me.

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  • testazyk

    Better than most Christmas carols--at least the words make sense! And I like the video too--love the line “Too much white precipitation causes visual aberration.” I suggest an alternative version where your sister doesn’t stop you from pulling the trigger.

    • http://blog.cyberquill.com/ Cyberquill

      Thank you. It would simply be a matter of changing the line I’m about to pull the trigger to I freak out, I pull the trigger. The bullet might blow Rudolph out of the sky, whereupon the triggerman could return home and try out the moose stew recipe featured in Sarah Palin’s new book.

      • testazyk

        I love it. As Rudolph goes down, you could segue into a minor key version of The Night Before Christmas with Santa calling on Donner, Dancer, etc. to take evasive action, etc.

        • http://blog.cyberquill.com/ Cyberquill

          Sounds great. I’m beginning to envision a full-length action musical based on my little Xmas ditty. Just trying to figure out who to cast as Santa for the movie version: Arnold or Wesley Snipes?

          • testazyk

            Great idea but the issue of the star is a problem. Especially because I’m thinking of franchises on the action toy spinoff as well. Might have to figure out which demographic we want to go after. Maybe Vin Diesel is a nice compromise?

            • http://blog.cyberquill.com/ Cyberquill

              Hmm. One of the Duck Dynasty guys seems to be out of a job, and he already looks like Santa Claus, at least in his traditional incarnation. We may lose minorities and progressives, but we’d be saving on makeup expenses.

            • testazyk

              Yeah I heard that. Sounds feasible as long as he wouldn’t be inclined to shoot back!

            • http://blog.cyberquill.com/ Cyberquill

              I generally favor an authentic portrayal of historic figures, and the verifiable facts are that Santa is white, armed, and highly aggressive when it comes to guarding his cargo.

  • Richard

    No need to dream. Fly with Santa to New Zealand for an equivalent experience.

    • http://blog.cyberquill.com/ Cyberquill

      Santa wouldn’t give me a ride. I’m not a present.

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